The Crumby Cookie Dough Company
E'rry Day Doughs
E'rry Day Doughs
Obligatory Chocolate Chip
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH...WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS...AND COOKIE DOUGH... [TASTES LIKE] SNEAKING COOKIE DOUGH FROM THE MIXING BOWL WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE. chocolate chip is a must. it's the vanilla of ice cream. the plain of potato chips. the coffee that actually tastes like coffee (and not pumpkin spice. or old spice. or baby spice. or whatever coffee is tasting like these days).
$4.65
Material Squirrel
NATURAL PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE DOUGH + ROASTED PEANUTS + SEMI-SWEET CHOCOLATE + HOMEMADE BUTTER TOFFEE [TASTES LIKE] A PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE TOFFEE STORM. HAS AN AROMA OF JEALOUS SQUIRRELS. squirrel food. all the nuts. but high-class classy, also. definitely madonna’s favourite flavour. ‘cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material squirrel.
$4.65
One Tart to Rule Them All
MAPLE BUTTER TART FILLING + BROWN SUGAR COOKIE DOUGH + PIE PASTRY PIECES + TOASTED PECANS [TASTES LIKE] A LEGIT BUTTER TART. BUT BETTER. we held a contest. an all-out battle: raisins vs. pecans. on the final day of battle, among empty husks of dead grapes scattered on a worn battlefield, the humble pecan emerged victorious as butter tart’s most desired adornment.
$4.65
It's a Shindig!
VANILLA COOKIE DOUGH + VANILLA CAKE + RAINBOW SPRINKLES [TASTES LIKE] A PARTY. ALSO WALKS AND TALKS LIKE A PARTY. this is a cookie dough made for celebrating....anything! *throws confetti* birthdays? of course. but not just birthdays. why should birthdays get all the special treatment? every day is worthy of a party! (but if it's your birthday....happy birthday totally tho.)
$4.65
I've Got Buns, Hun!
CINNAMON SUGAR COOKIE DOUGH + CREAM CHEESE FROSTING + PECANS [TASTES LIKE] WHAT SIR MIX-A-LOT WOULD SERVE HIS MOM FOR BREAKFAST. OR DESSERT. OR JUST CUZ. SHE’S HIS MOM AND SHE DESERVES SOMETHING SWEET. your buns came from your mama. isn’t it time to repay the favour? this dough is for all the mamas working their buns off e'rry day. and if her name is Becky, then this dough is DEFINITELY for her!
$4.65
What's Up Choc?
COCOA COOKIE DOUGH + SEMI SWEET, MILK & WHITE CHOCOLATE PIECES [TASTES LIKE] ALL THE CHOCOLATES, TOGETHER AT LAST. NO MORE SEARCHING IN THE COUCH CUSHIONS. OR WHEREVER YOU'VE BEEN FINDING YOUR CHOCOLATE REMNANTS. we've been told there can be too much chocolate. after extensive research, we have concluded that this is not backed by science, and this flavour contains the perfect amount of chocolate.
$4.65
Grandmaster Flash (Gluten Friendly)
GLUTEN FRIENDLY BROWN SUGAR OATMEAL COOKIE DOUGH + CHOCOLATE CHUNKS *MADE IN A FACILITY THAT USES WHEAT/FLOUR, MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR CELIAC DIETS [TASTES LIKE] OATMEAL CHOCOLATE CHIP, WITHOUT ANY PESKY GLUTEN. we’re not sure if it’s common knowledge that Grandmaster Flash (Hip Hop’s Godfather, aka GF) prefers a Gluten Free (aka GF) diet. but we’re pretty sure the names are purposefully paralleled.
$4.65
The Other Chocolate Chip (Vegan)
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH, BUT VEGAN FRIENDLY [TASTES LIKE] REALLY GOOD CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH. NO JOKE. because vegans deserve legit chocolate chip cookie dough too.
$4.65
Doggie Dough
PEANUT BUTTER + PUMPKIN + BACON [TASTES LIKE] PRETTY MUCH WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE. BECAUSE DOGS LOVE WEIRD STUFF. dogs deserve cookie dough too! and this one is a healthy and wholesome treat for your four-leggeds, than you CAN roll out and bake into cookies if you'd like to!
$4.15
Seasonal Doughs
Seasonal Doughs
You're the Apple of my Pie
CINNAMON SPICE COOKIE DOUGH + BOURBON ROASTED APPLES + PIE PASTRY PIECES + OATMEAL CRUMBLE [TASTES LIKE] FIRST PRIZE APPLE PIE. AND A FALL FAIR. WITHOUT THE CARNIES. you know when you come inside on a crisp fall day, and some gem of a human has just taken a homemade apple pie out of the oven? the smell of cinnamon, apples and pastry invades your olfactory senses and you feel all warm and fuzzy? this is like that. and it's not for the new neighbours this time, so you can have some.
$6.80
Backyard Campfire
MILK CHOCOLATE COOKIE DOUGH + HANDMADE MALLOW + BUTTERED GRAHAM + MILK CHOCOLATE PIECES [TASTES LIKE] S'MORES AND A VISIT FROM BYLAW. WORTH IT. those girl guides know what's up - we know you want those gooey sweet toasted-up treats all summer long. this scratches the itch - and no need to rent a campsite. or start a fire. or get too sure of your self and catch your mallow on fire. or get grass all stuck to your fingers and have to figure out how to get it off without soap and running water.
$4.75
Bunny Don't Lay That
COCOA COOKIE DOUGH + MILK CHOCOLATE PIECES + CREME EGG SWIRL [TASTES LIKE] DEFINITELY NOT LIKE A CADBURY CREME EGG. NOT AT ALL. you know the commercials. the ones with the bunny. supposedly laying all of those chocolate creme eggs. and making those chicken noises. it's unrealistic. ridiculous. so we choose to side with the truth. the easter bunny isn't laying eggs. this is the work of the eggplant.
$6.80
Grin and Carrot
CARROT CAKE COOKIE DOUGH + REAL VANILLA CHEESECAKE + BUTTER TOASTED WALNUTS [TASTES LIKE] CARROT CAKE WITH CREAM CHEESE FROSTING. AKA BEST DESSERT AT THE FAMILY REUNION POTLUCK. don’t let haters hate on this classic dessert. we are 100% sure that jake (who “doesn’t like” carrot cake) just hasn’t tried it before. so tie him up and make him try it. he’ll thank you later.
$16.89
Sittin' on Cloud Lime
VANILLA CITRUS COOKIE DOUGH + LIME CURD + LIME SHORTBREAD + HANDMADE MARSHMALLOW [TASTES LIKE] KEY LIME + LEMON MERINGUE PIE. ALSO TASTES PRETTY HAPPY. LIKE TANGY LIME SKIPPITYHOPS WITH MARSHMALLOW CLOUDS. if you’re the skip-in-your-step type person, you’ll appreciate this zing-on-your-spoon type cookie dough. a bit of zing never hurt anyone. unless you call an electric shock a zing. definitely avoid that kind of zing.
$4.75
Rhubarbra Streisand
STRAWBERRY & RHUBARB COMPOTE + CINNAMON SUGAR COOKIE DOUGH + OATMEAL STREUSEL [TASTES LIKE] HOMEMADE STRAWBERRY RHUBARB CRUMBLE THAT YOUR MOM USED TO MAKE. AND LIKE A THOUSAND ANGELS DANCING ON YOUR TONGUE. it’s no small feat to go toe to toe with such a classic beauty and stunning talent, but like Barbra, this cookie dough has it all. we feel it is a flattering homage to a very classy lady.
$4.75
Blue Berrymore
LEMON COOKIE DOUGH + ZINGZANG LEMON CURD + WILD BLUEBERRY PRESERVES [TASTES LIKE] THE GIRL-NEXT-DOOR MADE YOU A BASKET OF LEMON BLUEBERRY MUFFINS. move over lemon + blueberry cheesecake. lemon + blueberry scones, please. lemon + blueberry pancakes, step aside. lemon + blueberry muffins - soooo last week. (ok...we love all those too) but. lemon + blueberry cookie dough is the new kid in town.
$4.75
On Wednesdays We Wear Red...Velvet
RED VELVET COOKIE DOUGH + CREAM CHEESE FROSTING + SEMI-SWEET CHOCOLATE CHUNKS [TASTES LIKE] THE SLICE OF CAKE YOU DEVOUR AFTER YOUR FETCH LUNCH WITH THE PLASTICS. DECADENT AF. OK, you should just know that we don't do this a lot, so this is like a REALLY HUGE deal. we want to invite you to have dessert with us, EVERY DAY, for the REST of the week. coolness! on wednesdays, we wear red...velvet :)
$6.80
Bevvies
Bevvies
Coppa Gelato
$5.99
Udderly Ridiculous Goat's Milk Ice Cream
cookie dough...or ice cream...why not have both?!?!? this ice cream is so good, it's ridiculous! brought to you by a herd of zany goats from oxford county.
$6.99
Milk (237ml)
$2.60
Chocolate Milk (237ml)
$2.60
Soda & Drinks
$4.25
Extras
Extras
Sticker - Crumby Orange Popsicle
we don't sell popsicles. but we do sell popsicle stickers because we think they're just darling. it measures 3"x5/8", and it's a good one that won't get all crappy looking after you've had it stuck to your computer for a while. ;)
$3.00
Sticker - Crumby Black Logo
why not have our crumby logo with you everywhere? it measures 2.74"x1", and it's a good one that won't get all crappy looking after you've had it stuck to your computer for a while. ;)
$3.00
Sticker - Crumby Orange Logo
why not have our crumby logo with you everywhere? it measures 2.95"x1.93", and it's a good one that won't get all crappy looking after you've had it stuck to your computer for a while. ;)
$3.00
Baking Instructions
All of our cookie dough is safe to enjoy as is, but you can also bake it into cookies!
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Cookie
Today’s cookie? We’re not telling! It might be a classic chocolate chip, a chewy oatmeal, or a monster cookie packed with goodies. Every day’s batch made different, and every order is a delicious surprise.
$2.50
Crumby's Pantry (Groceries)
Grocery items. Farm fresh produce, dairy, eggs, cheese, meat etc.
Nature Plus Eggs 20 pack
$18.25
Nature Plus Eggs 30 pack
$21.00
OK Eggs (Dozen) Chicken
$9.00
Country Flavour 250ml Blueberry Jam
$7.45
Country Flavour 250ml Grape Jelly
$7.45
Country Flavour 250ml Holiday Jam
$7.45
Country Flavour 250ml Peach Jam
$7.45
Country Flavour 250ml Red Pepper Jelly
$7.45
Country Flavour 250ml Strawberry-Rhubarb Jam
$7.45
Country Flavour 250ml Raspberry Jam
$7.45
Country Flavour 500ml Applesauce
$7.45
Country Flavour 500ml Cucumber Relish
$8.80
Country Flavour 500ml Garlic Dills
$8.80
Country Flavour 500ml Icicle Pickles
$8.80
Country Flavour 500ml Zucchini Relish
$8.80
Country Flavour 500ml Medium Salsa
$8.80
Country Flavour 500ml Mild Salsa
$8.80
Country Flavour 500ml Chili Sauce
$8.80
Country Flavour 500ml Pickled Beets
$8.80
Country Flavour 500ml Pickled Eggs
$10.15
Country Flavour 500ml Bread n' Butter
$8.80
Country Flavour 500ml Sauerkraut
$8.80
Alba Lisa’s Tortilla Chips Chili-Lime
$8.85
From Farm to Table Popcorn Bold White Cheddar
$6.00
From Farm to Table Popcorn Butter & Salt
$6.00
From Farm to Table Popcorn Dill Pickle
$5.40
Chicken (Ground)
Frozen/uncooked/packaged.
$15.00
Pork (Ground)
Frozen/uncooked/packaged.
$10.00
Turkey (Ground)
Frozen/uncooked/packaged.
$17.00
Turkey (Maple Smoked Sausage)
Frozen/uncooked/packaged.
$19.00
Green Cabbage
$5.00
Carrots (Bagged)
$6.10
Cooking/Spanish Onions
$0.95
Lemon
$2.00
Red Bell Peppers
$3.50
Sweet Potatoes
$3.50
Maple Dale Cheese Marble
$10.80
Place Settings
Place Settings
Wooden Spoon
Earth-friendly wooden spoons so you don't have to do dishes. Ain't nobody got time for that.