The Crumby Cookie Dough Company

Obligatory Chocolate Chip

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH...WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS...AND COOKIE DOUGH... [TASTES LIKE] SNEAKING COOKIE DOUGH FROM THE MIXING BOWL WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE. chocolate chip is a must. it's the vanilla of ice cream. the plain of potato chips. the coffee that actually tastes like coffee (and not pumpkin spice. or old spice. or baby spice. or whatever coffee is tasting like these days).

Material Squirrel

NATURAL PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE DOUGH + ROASTED PEANUTS + SEMI-SWEET CHOCOLATE + HOMEMADE BUTTER TOFFEE [TASTES LIKE] A PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE TOFFEE STORM. HAS AN AROMA OF JEALOUS SQUIRRELS. squirrel food. all the nuts. but high-class classy, also. definitely madonna’s favourite flavour. ‘cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material squirrel.

One Tart to Rule Them All

MAPLE BUTTER TART FILLING + BROWN SUGAR COOKIE DOUGH + PIE PASTRY PIECES + TOASTED PECANS [TASTES LIKE] A LEGIT BUTTER TART. BUT BETTER. we held a contest. an all-out battle: raisins vs. pecans. on the final day of battle, among empty husks of dead grapes scattered on a worn battlefield, the humble pecan emerged victorious as butter tart’s most desired adornment.

It's a Shindig!

VANILLA COOKIE DOUGH + VANILLA CAKE + RAINBOW SPRINKLES [TASTES LIKE] A PARTY. ALSO WALKS AND TALKS LIKE A PARTY. this is a cookie dough made for celebrating....anything! *throws confetti* birthdays? of course. but not just birthdays. why should birthdays get all the special treatment? every day is worthy of a party! (but if it's your birthday....happy birthday totally tho.)

I've Got Buns, Hun!

CINNAMON SUGAR COOKIE DOUGH + CREAM CHEESE FROSTING + PECANS [TASTES LIKE] WHAT SIR MIX-A-LOT WOULD SERVE HIS MOM FOR BREAKFAST. OR DESSERT. OR JUST CUZ. SHE’S HIS MOM AND SHE DESERVES SOMETHING SWEET. your buns came from your mama. isn’t it time to repay the favour? this dough is for all the mamas working their buns off e'rry day. and if her name is Becky, then this dough is DEFINITELY for her!

What's Up Choc?

COCOA COOKIE DOUGH + SEMI SWEET, MILK & WHITE CHOCOLATE PIECES [TASTES LIKE] ALL THE CHOCOLATES, TOGETHER AT LAST. NO MORE SEARCHING IN THE COUCH CUSHIONS. OR WHEREVER YOU'VE BEEN FINDING YOUR CHOCOLATE REMNANTS. we've been told there can be too much chocolate. after extensive research, we have concluded that this is not backed by science, and this flavour contains the perfect amount of chocolate.

Grandmaster Flash (Gluten Friendly)

GLUTEN FRIENDLY BROWN SUGAR OATMEAL COOKIE DOUGH + CHOCOLATE CHUNKS *MADE IN A FACILITY THAT USES WHEAT/FLOUR, MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR CELIAC DIETS [TASTES LIKE] OATMEAL CHOCOLATE CHIP, WITHOUT ANY PESKY GLUTEN. we’re not sure if it’s common knowledge that Grandmaster Flash (Hip Hop’s Godfather, aka GF) prefers a Gluten Free (aka GF) diet. but we’re pretty sure the names are purposefully paralleled.

The Other Chocolate Chip (Vegan)

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH, BUT VEGAN FRIENDLY [TASTES LIKE] REALLY GOOD CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH. NO JOKE. because vegans deserve legit chocolate chip cookie dough too.

Pretty Fly for a White Chai

CHAI SPICE COOKIE DOUGH + CHOCOLATE COVERED ESPRESSO BEANS [TASTES] LIKE CHAI TEA LATTE WITH AN ESPRESSO BEAN KICK IN THE PANTS we are offspring up a coffee-house inspired treat, with no need to choose between tea, coffee, or dessert - you get all three (uno, dos, tres). give it to me baby.

You're the Apple of my Pie

CINNAMON SPICE COOKIE DOUGH + BOURBON ROASTED APPLES + PIE PASTRY PIECES + OATMEAL CRUMBLE [TASTES LIKE] FIRST PRIZE APPLE PIE. AND A FALL FAIR. WITHOUT THE CARNIES. you know when you come inside on a crisp fall day, and some gem of a human has just taken a homemade apple pie out of the oven? the smell of cinnamon, apples and pastry invades your olfactory senses and you feel all warm and fuzzy?  this is like that. and it's not for the new neighbours this time, so you can have some.

Let's Give 'Em Pumpkin to Talk About

PUMPKIN SPICE COOKIE DOUGH + CREAM CHEESE FROSTING + SWEET AND SAVOURY PASTRY [TASTES LIKE] WHEN PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE MET PUMPKIN PIE (AKA PUMPKIN LOVE) people are talking. talking 'bout pumpkin. i hear them whisper, you won't believe it. they think this cookie dough is so unreal though. let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about. how about pumpkin love?

Got My Mind on My Matcha

MATCHA COOKIE DOUGH + MATCHA BROWNIE CHUNKS + WHITE CHOCOLATE PIECES [TASTES LIKE] WHAT A HUSTLER WOULD EAT WHILE THEY'RE WAITING TO GET PAID. BEST ENJOYED WHILE LAID BACK. PAIRS PERFECTLY WITH GIN AND JUICE. if snoop dogg invented his own flavour of cookie dough, this would be it. this flavour is an ode to all of snoop's fave things, which also happen to be green. money. cannabis. we're sure matcha is next in line.

Coppa Gelato

Udderly Ridiculous Goat's Milk Ice Cream

cookie dough...or ice cream...why not have both?!?!? this ice cream is so good, it's ridiculous! brought to you by a herd of zany goats from oxford county.

Milk (237ml)

Chocolate Milk (237ml)

Soda & Drinks

Sticker - Crumby Orange Popsicle

we don't sell popsicles. but we do sell popsicle stickers because we think they're just darling. it measures 3"x5/8", and it's a good one that won't get all crappy looking after you've had it stuck to your computer for a while. ;)

Sticker - Crumby Black Logo

why not have our crumby logo with you everywhere? it measures 2.74"x1", and it's a good one that won't get all crappy looking after you've had it stuck to your computer for a while. ;)

Sticker - Crumby Orange Logo

why not have our crumby logo with you everywhere? it measures 2.95"x1.93", and it's a good one that won't get all crappy looking after you've had it stuck to your computer for a while. ;)

Baking Instructions

All of our cookie dough is safe to enjoy as is, but you can also bake it into cookies!

Cookie

Today’s cookie? We’re not telling! It might be a classic chocolate chip, a chewy oatmeal, or a monster cookie packed with goodies. Every day’s batch made different, and every order is a delicious surprise.

Doggie Dough

PEANUT BUTTER + PUMPKIN + BACON [TASTES LIKE] PRETTY MUCH WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE. BECAUSE DOGS LOVE WEIRD STUFF.  dogs deserve cookie dough too! and this one is a healthy and wholesome treat for your four-leggeds, than you CAN roll out and bake into cookies if you'd like to!

Nature Plus Eggs 20 pack

Nature Plus Eggs 30 pack

OK Eggs (Dozen) Chicken

Country Flavour 250ml Blueberry Jam

Country Flavour 250ml Grape Jelly

Country Flavour 250ml Holiday Jam

Country Flavour 250ml Peach Jam

Country Flavour 250ml Red Pepper Jelly

Country Flavour 250ml Strawberry-Rhubarb Jam

Country Flavour 250ml Raspberry Jam

Country Flavour 500ml Applesauce

Country Flavour 500ml Cucumber Relish

Country Flavour 500ml Garlic Dills

Country Flavour 500ml Icicle Pickles

Country Flavour 500ml Zucchini Relish

Country Flavour 500ml Medium Salsa

Country Flavour 500ml Mild Salsa

Country Flavour 500ml Chili Sauce

Country Flavour 500ml Pickled Beets

Country Flavour 500ml Pickled Eggs

Country Flavour 500ml Bread n' Butter

Country Flavour 500ml Sauerkraut

Alba Lisa’s Tortilla Chips Chili-Lime

From Farm to Table Popcorn Bold White Cheddar

From Farm to Table Popcorn Butter & Salt

From Farm to Table Popcorn Dill Pickle

Chicken (Ground)

Frozen/uncooked/packaged.

Pork (Ground)

Frozen/uncooked/packaged.

Turkey (Ground)

Frozen/uncooked/packaged.

Turkey (Maple Smoked Sausage)

Frozen/uncooked/packaged.

Green Cabbage

Carrots (Bagged)

Cooking/Spanish Onions

Lemon

Red Bell Peppers

Sweet Potatoes

Maple Dale Cheese Marble

Wooden Spoon

Earth-friendly wooden spoons so you don't have to do dishes. Ain't nobody got time for that.