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Real Fake Meats
2278 Gottingen St

Real Fake Meats

8.2
2278 Gottingen St

Breakfast

Breakfast Poutine

Breakfast Poutine

Hand-cut fries, local organic tofu Scramble, our eggie salt, sautéed veggie (onion, tomato mushroom and peppers), and smothered in vegan cashew cheeze sauce. Topped with green onion, and seitan maple bacon. Vegan cheese sauce will be on the side for delivery.

$16.50

You’re My Everything BLT

You’re My Everything BLT

Maple seitan bacon, leaf lettuce, slice tomato, choice of spicy or garlic mayo. On an Everything bagel from Izzy’s bagel Co.

$10.50

Bat Wrap

Bat Wrap

A beautiful breakfast wrap. Scrambled Acadiana Soy Firm tofu, diced RFM pineapple ham, crispy hashbrown, yellow carrot almond cheddah, and now you can choose your sauce! Make it extra by adding your fave veg like broccoli, tomato, lettuce, or our mushroom pepper mix! (Sorry the mushrooms and peppers are premixed!).

$11.50

Fake Ham N Egger

Fake Ham N Egger

Our take on the classic egg muffin. English muffin, Vegan Butter, Carrot (almond) Cheddah, Smoky RFM Ham.

$8.50

Ultimate Vegan Bagel

Ultimate Vegan Bagel

Similar to our ham N egger but messier and more extreme. A buttered Izzys Sesame Bagel with Seared RFM Ham, Tofu egg, melted carrot cheddah (almond base), lettuce, and tomato.

$11.50

Carrot Lox Bagel

Carrot Lox Bagel

A sesame seed bagel from Izzys Bagel co. Topped with RFM cashew cream chez, capers, sliced red onion, and fresh dill.

$11.50

Izzys Sesame Seed Bagel

Izzys Sesame Seed Bagel

A toasted bagel. Choice of plain butter, house made cashew cream cheeze or flavoured house made sun dried tomato and local herb cream cheeze.

$4.00

Classic Hash-brown

Classic Hash-brown

Its that classic Hashbrown you love to hate but want so bad. Come on. Add it to your order!

$2.30

Curly Fries

Curly Fries

A Burger week fave brought back for the good! Comes with ketchup but upgrade to house-made vegan mayo to go all the wayyyyy! Sorry folks they are not certified gluten-free.

$5.50

Hand Cut Fries

Hand Cut Fries

Hand cut russet PEI potatoes made in house.

$5.50

Grab-N-Go

Ham N Cheeze Sub

Ham N Cheeze Sub

This sub we make fresh daily and pre-pack for our butcher case. It is cold unless ordered heated up! A fresh 6" demi-baguette from 24 Carrots Bakery. Almond Cheeze, lettuce, tomato, roasted garlic mayo, pineapple ham.

$11.00

Fake Chickn' Pesto Wrap

Fake Chickn' Pesto Wrap

Made for Real Fake Meats butcher Case fresh every morning. RFM Tofu Seitan Chickn', Riverview herbs pine-nut Cashew and basil pesto, roasted veggies (sweet potato, eggplant, zucchini, peppers), and RFM cashew ricotta cheese.

$9.50

Caesar Salad

Caesar Salad

Chopped romaine lettuce, house vegan Caesar dressing, RFM Maple lardon, Sun cashew Parm and croutons. Contains cashews, soy and gluten.

$9.00

Gluten Friendly

Things we make free from gluten. We are a facility that processes wheat but try out best to do at separately with our celiac expert chef Gwen.

Large Gluten-Free Mac N Cheeze

Large Gluten-Free Mac N Cheeze

Real's take on a classic mac and cheese. Rice noodle-based macaroni noodles, carrot cashew cheeze sauce, and rfm's sun parm.

$17.00

Gluten Free Buffalo Chicken Chickpea Wrap

Gluten Free Buffalo Chicken Chickpea Wrap

Water, potato starch tapioca flour, sorghum flour, plant-based shortening, sweet rice flour, and brow.

$13.00

Gluten Free Donair Crumble Chickpea Wrap

Gluten Free Donair Crumble Chickpea Wrap

Housemade chickpea wrap (similar to a crepe). Filled with our gluten free donair crumble made up of cauliflower, walnut and lentil mix. Then filled with lettuce, tomato and sweet coconut donair sauce.

$13.00

Gluten Free Caesar Chickn’ Chickpea Wrap

Gluten Free Caesar Chickn’ Chickpea Wrap

House made crispy fried tofu based popcorn chicken with certified gf cereal. House tofu Caesar dressing, coconut bacon, sunflower cashew Parm wrapped in out house made chickpea wrap.

$13.00

Gluten Free Chickn’ Burger

Gluten Free Chickn’ Burger

Real's own house-made tofu chickn’ patty, crumbed with gf rice and corn cereal and fried till crispy (similar to out popcorn chickn’), sweet onion sauce, white cheddar, shredded lettuce, and tomato.

$13.00

Gluten Free Real Fake Burger

Gluten Free Real Fake Burger

Choice of garden burger or smoked tofu and mushroom and quinoa burger, coconut bacon, yellow cheddar, lettuce, sliced tomato, pickles, onions, ketchup, mayo, and mustard on a seed bun.

$13.00

Gluten Free Donair Crumble Bowl

Gluten Free Donair Crumble Bowl

Gf donair crumbles (spiced lentil, cauliflower, mushroom, walnut mix), onion, tomato, cucumber, sliced red onion, house-made Acadiana soy base crumbled feta, beet pickled turnips, organic Riverview greens (romaine lettuce if organic greens are out of season).

$16.00

Gluten Free Breakfast Poutine

Gluten Free Breakfast Poutine

Hand-cut fries, local organic tofu scramble, our eggie salt, sautéed veggie (onion, mushroom, and peppers), and smothered in vegan cheeze sauce. Topped with green onion, tomato, and coconut bacon instead of seitan bacon.

$16.00

Gluten Free Ultimate Breakfast Bagel

Gluten Free Ultimate Breakfast Bagel

A buttered o’doughs bagel with coconut bacon, red onion, tofu egg, melted carrot cheddar (almond base), lettuce, and sliced tomato.

$11.50

GF Bagel

GF Bagel

A gluten-free bagel with either vegan butter or cream cheese! The cream cheese contains cashews and organic miso.

$4.50

GF Lox Bagel

A bagel from odoughs gf - topped with rfm cashew creme chez, capers, sliced red onion, and fresh dill.

$11.00

Gluten Free Pub Style Fries

Gluten Free Pub Style Fries

PEI Potato Fries hand-cut in-house.

$5.45

Gluten Free Hashbrown

Gluten Free Hashbrown

Fried in our GF frier

$2.30

Sweets

Deep and Delish Carrot Cake

Deep and Delish Carrot Cake

Cuts into 6 nice sizes pieces. Kept frozen right after baking for optimal freshness! Just remove from your freezer 15 minutes before eating or keep in fridge for up to 5 days! Enjoy!

$18.50

Deep and Delish Chocolate Cake

Deep and Delish Chocolate Cake

Cuts into 6 nice sizes pieces. Kept frozen right after baking for optimal freshness! Just remove from your freezer 15 minutes before eating or keep in fridge for up to 5 days! Enjoy!

$18.50

Chocolate Chip Cookie

Chocolate Chip Cookie

Warm and gooey goodness with a nutty crunch. A requirement to get through the work day.

$3.50

Cashew Oreo Freezer Bar

Cashew-based with maple syrup, coconut oil chocolate ganache, and oreo cookies.

$5.50

GF Chocolate Dipped Oat Cake

GF Chocolate Dipped Oat Cake

Gluten free oat cake. Dipped in chocolate. Sprinkled with a touch of sea salt 🧂

$5.50

Grocery Items

Donair Meat

Donair Meat

Vital Wheat Gluten, Chickpeas, Nutritional Yeast, Vegetable Stock (carrots, onion, garlic, leek, cabbage, beets), Soy Sauce, Tomato Paste, Organic Cane Sugar, Garlic, Onion, Spices, Sea Salt, Black Pepper. Preparation: This item is FULLY COOKED. Can be eaten cold or gently warmed in a pan with oil on medium heat. Two minutes on each side. Love to steam it in a pan with a little water coating the bottom to keep the meat moist and succulent with donairs. This product was produced in a facility that processes gluten, soy, mustard, nuts, and seeds.

$12.50

Fake Maple Bacon

Fake Maple Bacon

SMOKEY MAPLE Bacon (200g). Vital Wheat Gluten, Nutritional Yeast, Tomato Paste, Organic Maple Syrup, Soy Sauce, Liquid Smoke, Spices, Sea Salt, Olive Oil.

$13.50

Real Fake Peps

Real Fake Peps

This product was produced in a facility that processes gluten, soy, mustard, nuts, and seeds.

$11.50

Coco Bacon

Coco Bacon

Coconut, tamari, ns maple syrup, and liquid smoke.

$7.50

Coconut Donair Sauce

Coconut Donair Sauce

Made with organic coconut milk, cane sugar, raw apple cider vinegar, and sea salt. Great for dipping pizzas, in curries, or on your plant-based donairs!

$8.00

Sunflower Cashew Parm

Sunflower Cashew Parm

Sunflower parm: sunflower seeds, cashews, nutritional yeast, garlic, onion, and Himalayan sea salt.

$9.75

Frozen Mac and Cheeze with Peas and Bacon

Cashew carrot Mac and Cheeze with RFM bacon and baby peas. A RFM fave! Take and bake for the oven. Cook from frozen,

$14.00

Drinks

Coke Classic

$2.50

Diet Coke

$2.50

Sprite

$2.50

Oasis Orange Juice

$2.00

Oasis Apple Juice

$2.00