
Hoagie Boyz
Popular Items
Check out the most popular items on the menu.

Italian Standard
Pepperoni, salami, good ass ham, giardinara, provolone, zesty Jesse’s dressing, shredduce, and onion.
$18.40

Rancho Cucamonga
Roast turkey, smolky ass bacon, mozza, cool ranchero sauce, shrettuce, tomato, pickled jalapeño, red onion
$18.40

Adam Sandoozle
Pepperoni, good ass ham, salami, mortadella, MTL smoked meat, spicy mayo, buffalo muzz, roasted red pepper, shretty, onion, and sub sauce.
$19.55

Dr. Pepperoni
Hella pepperoni, mozza, marinara, caesar dressin, grilled greens, red onion, pepperoncini, fennel, and hot honey.
$18.40

Broncobuster
Good ass shaved brisket, OG onion dip, lays originals, horsey sauce, lettuce, pickles, onions, and served hot.
$18.40
Sammys

Italian Standard
Pepperoni, salami, good ass ham, giardinara, provolone, zesty Jesse’s dressing, shredduce, and onion.
$18.40

Adam Sandoozle
Pepperoni, good ass ham, salami, mortadella, MTL smoked meat, spicy mayo, buffalo muzz, roasted red pepper, shretty, onion, and sub sauce.
$19.55

Evil Morty
Mortadella, mayo, Calabrian chili olive spread, pepperoncini, shredduce, onion, pecorino, and sub sauce.
$18.40

Yung Turk
Roast turkey, caesar dressin, cheddar, zesty j, shrettuce, red onion, roasted red peps, banana peps
$18.40

Rancho Cucamonga
Roast turkey, smolky ass bacon, mozza, cool ranchero sauce, shrettuce, tomato, pickled jalapeño, red onion
$18.40

Eggy P
Breaded eggplant, bomba mayo, buffalo muzz, red onion, pepperoncini, marinated fennel, and honey.
$18.40

Electric Moby
Breaded eggplant, garlic sauce, Calabrian chili olive spread, marinated eggplant, roasted red peps, pepperoncini, shredduce, red onion, and balsamico.
$17.25

Turkey No Turkey
Mayo, pesto, cheddar, an insane amount of iceberg lettuce, onions, pickles, and sub sauce. There is no turkey on this sandwich.
$16.10

Gary Ghostman
Salami, roast turkey, pesto, mayo, mozza, pickles, shredduce, arugula, red onion, balsamico
$19.55

Dr. Pepperoni
Hella pepperoni, mozza, marinara, caesar dressin, grilled greens, red onion, pepperoncini, fennel, and hot honey.
$18.40

Bingo Bronson
MTL smoked meat, kweemy pasta salad, eggplant artichoke spread, pickles, onions, shrettuce, shiddy parm, sub sauce
$18.40

Broncobuster
Good ass shaved brisket, OG onion dip, lays originals, horsey sauce, lettuce, pickles, onions, and served hot.
$18.40

Krazy Bread
Ranch, mozza, pecorino, and oregano. Served with a side banger of marinara.
$11.50

Sandwhich for a Child
Ham and cheese.
$11.50
Sides

Pasta Salad
Serpentini noods, mayo, all the pickles, onions, hella oregano, oh and mayo
$5.75

Chickpea Salad
Marinated chickpeas, deli ends (meat n cheese yo) pepperoncini, onions, olives, fennel, zesty J
$5.75

Pepperoncini
Just a bowl of hot peppers, for your enjoyment.
$3.45

Ms Vickiez
ITS CHIPS!
$2.30

Bomba Mayo Side
Calabrian Chili Mayo
$1.15

Caesar Dressing Side
beautiful creamy cizzr dressin
$1.15

Olive Spread Side
made in house - it slaps
$1.15

Zesty J Side
our zesty italian dressing!
$1.15
Drinks

Jarritos
Jarritos Mexican Soda Naturally Flavoured
$4.05

Dads Root Beer
Its a Root Beer of the finest quality
$4.05

Ginger Ale
Canada Dry Ginger Ale in a glass bottle
$4.05

Bottled Coke
Glass Bottle very classy very demure
$4.05
Beer

Lab Lite (1 x 473 ml can)
(4.0% ABV) a premium beer
$6.50
Cider
Next Friend Cider (1 x 355 ml can)
(6.5% ABV)
$9.00
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